Apple II Family Feud - Normalized/Cleaned Answers
by Kevin Savetz

(raw answers at: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1AWcFLWGHX3vLm_O97w5-r3bX7PxDm8TStAas6nznYfI/edit?usp=sharing)

You find an Apple II at a thrift store. What component is most likely to be broken?
47 keyboard (allow space bar, key caps)
29 power supply (maybe allow capacitors)
7 disk drive
3 video (monitor)
2 RAM

Funny:
my heart (2)
my wallet
the previous owner
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In schoolyard arguments, this computer was the Apple II's greatest enemy

84 Commodore 64
8 trash 80
7 IBM PC
5 atari 800

Funny:
Apple //GS
WOPR
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Name something computers had 30 years ago that they don't have today

60 5,25" drives/Floppy Drives
13 Hackability/Repairability/Schematics
10 Personality/Charisma/Character/Soul
7 BASIC
6 Fast Booting
6 cassette
4 CRT
3 Modem

Funny:
Shitty graphics
Radio interference
ONLY UPPERCASE CHARACTERS
privacy
Fun
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Name a popular non-game application for the Apple II

44 appleworks
27 visicalc
8 print shop
6 apple writer
4 copy ii plus
3 locksmith

Funny:
hacking norad
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Congratulations, you're having a baby. You decide to name her something related to the Apple II. What will you name her?

21 lisa
6 wozina (woz ok)
5 steve
4 stephanie
4 sara
4 cortland

Funny:
?syntax error
$fded
zero page
ultima
pr#1, for the first child... 
paddle 0 (and paddle 1 if it's twins)
minnie assembler
joy
65c02
carmen
eliza
3 cassie (short for cassette)
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Name a TV show that features an Apple II

26 lost
9 the goldbergs
8 computer chronicles
4 big bang theory
4 halt and catch fire
4 knight rider

Others included:
today's special
welcome back kotter
whiz kids
tic tac dough
simon & simon
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Name an Infocom game, besides Zork.

31 hitchhiker's guide
14 planetfall
10 leather goddesses of phobos 
4 Zork II
4 wishbringer
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Name a desktop Apple computer that is not an Apple II or Macintosh.

46 lisa
43 apple ///
7 apple I
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Name a state many kfest attendees come from
25 kansas
22 california
9 massachusetts
6 nebraska
5 missouri

Funny:
confusion
denial
canada
new south wales
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Name a place you might get a free old computer

27 kansasfest (garage giveaway)
18 friend (family, neighbor)
16 craigslist
13 school
7 trash (dumpster, landfill)
3 goodwill/salvation army/thrift store
3 garage sale

Funny:
a dead guy's basement
deceased relative's house
down the back of the sofa
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Name something you might find on an old, unlabeled floppy disk

11 basic programs
10 games (pirates games, warez, games)
8 homework (essays, etc)
7 copy program (locksmith/copy II plus)
7 DOS
5 hello
5 porn (french postcards)
5 appleworks 

Funny:
mold
the password to hillary clinton's e-mail server.
non-preserved software
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Name a drink people drink while hacking or programming

26 coke (diet coke, also accept cola)
23 mountain dew
20 coffee
17 jolt

Funny:
nitrogen tetroxide 
tea, earl grey, hot
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Name a common BASIC command

43 PRINT
19 GOTO
11 HOME
8 LIST
7 GOSUB
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